Now I'm not one to normally have a whinge about League, preferring to leave that to those commentator twits who constantly degrade the game they are trying to promote, but something has just caught my eye.
I've been looking at the McIntyre finals system, trying to figure out what the hell is going on with this week's games and, looking at all the possible opponents for the Bulldogs this final series, I see that there is only one team who it would have been IMPOSSIBLE for the Bulldogs to meet in the Grand Final. Parramatta. That's right pundits, you heard it here first. There is no chance for a Grand Final between Team 2 and Team 8 (nor Team 1 v Team 7). Now I can't see too many people getting up in arms about the lack of opportunity for a Knights v Dragons GF, but Bulldogs v Eels is a grudge match. It's got history! Don't you remember the 80s (1984, eels fans? - and no, I don't remember 1986)? Don't you remember the Superleague/NRL defections? Don't you remember LEAGUE?
So, on behalf of the Dogs, I am issuing a challenge to those worthless, slimy, arse-crack showing, fish-head ripping Eels. Saturday night. Midnight. Behind the Belmore Park grandstands. Winner takes all.
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At least he doesn't want to make the challenge in Coffs..... or will that be your Mad Monday challenge for your team next week?
ReplyDeleteCoffs Challenge will be just as good - we'll play street League, in the alley behind the Planto (Bit of local knowledge - that alley is where Big Willie got done for indecent exposure).
ReplyDeleteBut, Anonymous, next week there is only one team out of these two who has the potential to be Mad Mondaying...
I'm glad you noticed my point of saying next week and not the week after. I figured that when the winner of this Friday nights game takes on the Cronulla Brisbane Bulldogs at the end of next week at ANZ, your real players like Reni, Willy, SBW and the rest of Bling covered Bilal Skaf gang will be holding people down feeding them ruffies behind the stands of Belmore and then making them watch as they bat one out (in a similar vain to Toolie Daley) to a picture of Terry Lamb
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